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 - Those would be some awkward conversations if it wa

""sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger.""

 

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    Get back inthere!
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    Unfortunately, Charles Xavier had no place for this particular mutant.
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    It's not much. But it can cook.
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    Size isn't everything
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    Meet my Siamese twin Richard
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    "Do you smell what my **** is cooking?"
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    I know how he feels! Mine has a mind of its own too!
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    Kiss the cook!
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    Your mom's penis!!
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    The only thing that will get it up is burger and chips !!
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    And I thought **** push-ups were impressive...
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    Is your penis cooking hamburgers, or are you just happy to see me?
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    Viagra, it really works!
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    that is why my penis is better then yo ****!
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    Has anyone seen my "Kiss the Cook" apron?

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