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Perfectly Timed Photo

 - Those would be some awkward conversations if it wa

""sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger.""

 

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    put another shrimp on the barbie.. or a penis, that will do!
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    HI TECH PENIS
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    Hello! My name is ****... And i´m the real naked chef!
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    I know how he feels! Mine has a mind of its own too!
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    Has anyone seen my "Kiss the Cook" apron?
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    Once I am in, my **** grabs your ass and doesn't let go.
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    i love willy
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    Ummm....no thanks, I just ate....two days ago....
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    The longer you look, the funnier it gets.
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    And I thought **** push-ups were impressive...
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    I know you're jealous.
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    that is why my penis is better then yo ****!
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    the ****'s the president of the united states of america
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    No more yanky my wanky....the donga need food
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    Kiss the cook!

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