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Perfectly Timed Photo

 - Those would be some awkward conversations if it wa

""sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger.""

 

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    is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
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    Even my penis has a penis ;]
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    Twas the best sex of her life.
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    rendering "ribs" obsolete
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    Oooooh, look at his butt..
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    yeah baby, its real, its all me all the time, haha
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    armed, for your pleasure
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    wow its smaller in person
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    I see burgers:D
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    go go gadget d**k
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    FRED: Hey Bob! Can you make some sausages? BOB: *coughs and looks down at penis* BOB's PENIS: Sure thing, mate.
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    Ho gee! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to slip out and show everyone I could cook.
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    This Reminds me of Austin Powers....
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    Make your life easier take the home loans and everything you want.
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    Don't you understand that it is the best time to get the loans, which can help you.

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