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Fuck this, I'm walking.
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Racing Jesus in a speedboat: Don't bother, the fucker will just get out and run
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Brb, I just have to pee...
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Fuck this, I'm going home.
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Thou shalt use a boat, unless you are Jesus!
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I'm gonna win AND walk on water. Beat that bitch
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lets if chuck norris could do this
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chuck norris can win this race without speedboat!!
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Run, fatboy, RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
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Runaway!!!
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Jesus leaves the scene of the accident before his Dad finds out he took his boat without asking.
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after flipping his boat Jesus flees the scene
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oh shit i just remembered, i left the oven on. watch my boat!
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brb lol
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"SHIT GUYS BRB!"
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damn valet, who parked my boat here, I wan't to see your manager.
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LOL!!!!!! and i run speed '-'
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bye dickweed
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IMMAH GONNA BEATCHA!
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CAUTION! WOMEN HAVING BOAT DRIVING LESSONS!
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