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**** this, I'm walking.
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Racing Jesus in a speedboat: Don't bother, the **** will just get out and run
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Brb, I just have to pee...
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**** this, I'm going home.
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Runaway!!!
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forgot cookies in the owen!
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Jesus leaves the scene of the accident before his Dad finds out he took his boat without asking.
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**** deh boat, i'm faster !
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I'm gonna win AND walk on water. Beat that bitch
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oh **** i just remembered, i left the oven on. watch my boat!
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Thou shalt use a boat, unless you are Jesus!
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With the right motivation.... You too can be Jesus
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oh ****.. i dint lock my car...
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meep meep ~neow~
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the flash
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