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Matrix academy one step away from flying
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Lol its chuck norris moving the earth down.....
AGAIN
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INVISIBLE BUS
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Flying Asians!? We're fucked!
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American soldiers are known for their discipline, commitment, and strong technical knowledge. The Chinese can fly.
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Aaaaand JAZZ HANDS!
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No one is worried about North Korea's stealth plane program for obvious reasons.
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Stop... Hammer time!
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in asia theres no such thing as gravity
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THEESE FLYING CHAIRS ARE **** AWESOME!!
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Due to prohibitive costs, instead of a nuclear weapons program, China turn's to training it's soldiers to jump simultaneously.
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Inviseble jumprope.
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...and the reindeer's jobs were outsourced to 3rd world counties soon after.
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On dasher on dancer on prancer and vixen... ON COMET ON CUPID ON DONNER AND BLITZEN!!! (and Yao Ming and Blitzen's love children)
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so THATS what billions of dollars of research gets you
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