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Perfectly Timed Photo

 - Those would be some awkward conversations if it wa

""sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger.""

 

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    "sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger."
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    yeah... but can yours do THIS?!
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    Talk about being a ****!
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    "Say, 'Hello' to my little friend."
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    "The third cowboy just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis."
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    His ****'s got a mind of it's own!
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    The modern penis does so much more than it's predecessors...
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    who needs swiss army knifes or multi tools, i have all i need right here... i just need to get the blood flowing...
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    When "johnny said we are having sausage for breakfast steve took it a little to seriously
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    • +55
    that explains the Pubes in the Burgers!!
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    Chuck Norris's penis
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    Co(o)k
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    The NEW George Foreskin Grilling Machine!
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    wow that **** got talent
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    My best friends a ****

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